Call me an AP Stylista

Nobody who ever saw me cranking out copy on a typical workday would ever call me a fashionista. In the absence of the civilized wardrobe demands of a client meeting or Skype conference, it’s not uncommon for me to rummage around on the floor of my closet and grab the same shorts and top I wore yesterday or the day before. “Hello, my name is Malia, and I once wore the same shoes 25 days in a row.” At least it wasn’t underwear. 

Don’t tell Tide®, but copywriters don’t do much to work up a sweat. We have been known to pant and slobber under deadlines, but it usually dries clear on clothing, even though drool would clearly qualify as “What Not to Wear.”

Though I’m not slavish to style, I am to AP Style, outlined in all its glorious and fabulous detail in The Associated Press Stylebook and Briefing on Media Law, marking its 60^th anniversary with its 2013 print edition. The big news in recent years included "website," anointed as one word with no cap or space, followed by "email", forever destined to be written with no big E or hyphen. With those heady editorial decisions, I couldn’t wait to see what AP Style had in store for 2013. Drum roll please. Health care is now officially two words. I’ve written it as one word for at least 15 years, so I’m going to need some serious electroshock therapy to break the habit.

What’s by far the biggest AP Style violation clients make when they recklessly change my precious copy? They flagrantly use postal code abbreviations (NC) instead of AP Style abbreviations (N.C.).  I can feel myself foaming at the mouth just thinking about it. Sure hope it will dry clear.